Monday, December 30, 2013

Work, between Christmas and New Year's Eve

Top 5 things people say:

1. It's really quiet - so I can finally get stuff done!
2. Perfect time to really focus and concentrate.
3. Not all of us have vacation days to spare.
4. Great time to write reports and clean out my desk.
5. I get more work done in these couple days than I do in a typical month!

Top 5 things people think:

1. I want to piss around and not do shit.
2. I'm saving my vacation days for an actual vacation.
3. More time at work = less time with in-laws.
4. I only take vacation when my boss doesn't.
5. I am getting away without doing a single fucking thing.