These aren't just mild annoyances, these are things that drive me absolutely insane to the point I want to scream and squeeze and shake people into submission:
People who spend 10 minutes cutting their salad with a knife and fork before eating it
People who say "irregardless"
People who say "supposebly"
CHRONIC SNIFFLERS
People who take it upon themselves to inform smokers that smoking is unhealthy
People who don't pronounce the L in words that rhyme with "old" such as "hold" and "cold"
People who define an acronym with a series of acronyms
VEGETARIANS*
Uninformed, uneducated, ignorant, outspoken members of ANY political party
Parents who enable/encourage their high-school-aged kids to drink/do drugs/be promiscuous/break the law and essentially encourage them to grow up to be equally awful adults
Lazy women who play the "damsel in distress" card to get men to do their work for them
Coworkers who think SEX is an appropriate topic to discuss at the lunch table with the New Hire
*Choosing such a diet for religious reasons is perfectly respectable and commendable. But the rest of you? Come on. Stop trying to prove a point, because none of us care. Eat a frickin' steak to remind yourself how good it is.
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